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From an e-mail

1. *Symptom*: Cold and humid feet.
*Cause*: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
*Cure:* Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward

2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights.
*Cause*: You’re lying on the floor.
*Cure:* Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. *Symptom *: The floor looks blurry.
*Cause*: You’re looking through an empty glass.
*Cure:* Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.

4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving.
*Cause*: You’re being dragged away.
*Cure:* At least ask where they’re taking you.

5. *Symptom*: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
*Cause* : You have your glass on your ear.
*Cure:* Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. *Symptom*: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.
*Cause*: You’re in an ambulance.
*Cure:* Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. *Symptom *: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
*Cause* : You’re in the wrong house.
*Cure:* Ask if they can point you to your house


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