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written by the saint, March 06, 2008 | 21:35:56

WE THE BN PLEDGE THE FOLLOWING, TO COUNTER THE HONOURABLE OPPOSITION MEMBERS’ PLEDGES :
1. We will not uphold the Constitution, and we will change it at our whims and fancies, because it is outdated, and we have the mandate.
2. We will encourage corruption to the maximum and will become world number one in the index of the world’s most corrupted. Why else are we in the Government.
3. We will spend more of the rakyat’s money on mega projects,
for money left idle is useless and only we know how to spend it.
4. We will only make some commision out of the above for the effort we put in.
5. We will buy more second hand submarines, planes and maybe one second hand rocket.
6. We will demolish more Indian Temples because these are safe havens for the HINDRAF terrorists.
7. We will segregate the rakyat by race and religion, to Govern them effectively.
9. We will increase toll soon because Semi says ” not enough “.
10. We will increase petrol price because soon there will be no revenue for us when petrol habis. We need to recapture Kelantan, because there is petrol there.
11. We will increase the price of all the essential commodities, as our economy is doing so well, and the rakyat won’t feel the pinch.
12. To acheive all these we need to be comfortable. So, we will purchase more luxury planes, luxury yatches and luxury homes.
13. We will finally increase taxes to finance all these.
14. Finally, we will all take a good nap.
Our new slogan ” Malaysia for the Rich and Famouse Only “.
So, to put Malaysia on the world map, vote for BN !!!

Malaysia Today: Your source of independent news

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