Brown

Brown
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A man was talking to his friend at the bar.
The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?”
“No, I didn’t know that.” The man replied.
“So what color are your wife’s eyes?” asked the friend.
The man replied, “I’m too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and find out.”
So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep.
The man carefully lifts his wife’s eyelid and exclaims, “Oh my God! Brown!”
Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims,
“How the hell did you know I was here?”

Grandma Bangs Her Boyfriend

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don’t  have a boyfriend?
Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I?m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the
TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door, and there stood a man.
The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home?
The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her
boyfriend.
Grandma’s minister fainted